2005 was certainly a good year in Hamsexy. Between now and the end of the year we will be revisiting some of our more memorable Hamsexy vehicles.
First, the winner of the 2005 Hamsexy Hooptiethon, the Porcupine Cruiser!
If you remember, it was a Caprice with a whacktastic lightbar, more antennae than most international airports, a sickening jumble of scanners and radios littering the inside, and a baffling placement of an orange strobe beacon….. as it was postulated before, to prevent any chance of seeing out the back window through the forest of antennae.
We’ll be featuring more between now and the end of the year. Enjoy!
I’m surprised the car hasen’t caught fire.
How do you shut the door on that much coax? Drip Drip Drip.. What a mess.
I’ve often wondered what the inside of these porcupines smell like.
The sadest part is how much of that mess is actually amateur radio related. I know I see an RCI-2950, but is it for 10 or 11 meter use? Besides that, I think there may be like 2 or 3 more mics. And you can’t miss the XM Roady so the fly pimp that cruses around in this whip can bump some hot joints while he hollas at da hunnies.
Ok, so I put way to much time in trying to analize and figure it all out, but I’m one of those crazy people who can work 160m through 902 Mhz and GMRS in my Geo Tracker. However, I do it with only 4 radios. I’ll need to send in my pics one day. They’d look good on here. Maybe I could place in the Hoopiethon or atleast get an honerable mention. 🙂
The guy who drives/owns/setup that shitpiece whacker mobile needs his teeth kicked in. He’s a danger to other drivers. Not only would they be taking their eyes off the road to stare at his trainwreck, but you’ll notice the clumsy placement of his whacker scanners right above the steering wheel–his vision of the road would be obstructed.
If I knew where that car was, I’d be over there in a heartbeat slashing his tires and pissing all inside of the drivers area. I’d make sure to eat lots of spicy foods first. It makes your piss stink real bad.
…But you’ll notice the clumsy placement of his whacker scanners right above the steering wheel–his vision of the road would be obstructed.
….not to mention writing out any possible non-fatal deployment of the passenger’s airbag
Wonder what would happen if he had to slam on the brakes? We all know what would happen if he left it in a remote parking lot overnight though. 🙂