VE3HBD’s sister

Karyn

For those on the Hamsexy Net, here’s the much pined over photo of my 25 year old sister. Nice and drunk, beer in hand, kissing some anonymous guy’s face. A real class act.

She was featured on the net a few weeks ago giving dating advice to love hungry hams. I got such a good reaction to it, I’m thinking of inviting her to do it again, but for a whole net. Any comments would be greatly appreciated. It’ll be like a call-in show!!

That’s what Marconi had in mind when he flew that kite in Newfoundland, bayee. A bunch of undersexed cretin hams drooling over a jpeg of my sister. You should all be ashamed.

Enjoy!

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Hamexy IRLP Net tonight!

It’s the usual Wednesday night Showgram… the weekly Hamsexy IRLP Net. And it’s tonight!!

IRLP: Node 9008
Echolink: *VAN-IRLP* (remember the asterisks!!)

For those who want to listen but aren’t hams or can’t get access to either Echolink or IRLP, There are two internet streaming options: Terry VE3NSV’s stream at http://ve3nsv.no-ip.org:8000/hamsexy.m3u, as well, the WARP Radio Network interrupts their local broadcasting to carry the net live: http://www.warp-radio.com.

The net goes live at 0200 GMT (6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern) tonight!!

Net Control tonight will be Yours Truly (Bryan VE3HBD).

See you tonight!

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The “HAMSEXY ON LOCATION” contest!!

DomeAlright guys… time for another Hamsexy contest. This one’ll be easy, and the prize is s great. More on that later.

The contest is simple: submit a photo to [email protected] showing an interesting, creative and/or fun placement of the Hamsexy.com name. If you’re a cop, write it on a piece of paper and paste it on the side of your cruiser. If you’re in the military, write HAMSEXY.COM on a bomb with chalk. If you work on a construction site, put it on the blade of your bulldozer. If you meet a celebrity, have them hold up a HAMSEXY poster. If you get into WWE Smackdown, hold up a HAMSEXY sign! Get creative! (please don’t desecrate any holy sites, though. And keep it more or less legal).

All entries will be judged on creativity, subject matter and “wow” factor. We will announce the winner in the coming months.

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What will the winner get? They will get a used (but totally functional) UHF 6 channel Motorola HT600 portable radio! The rugged workhorse of legend will be yours. HT600’s have been used to chock wheels of 18 wheelers, beat suspects in jail cells, bang in tent pegs & break car windows – and still work well enough to call the medics over to cell 14A with a suture kit (not this one, though… sorry). Oh, and programming is not included – but there are many people that I’m sure would be willing to program it for you.

Send your entries to [email protected] – We’ll be posting entries on Hamsexy.com as we get them. The Hamsexy admin team will be judging all entries.

Oh yeah… NO PHOTOSHOPS!!!!

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Response from KR4WM re: Morally Bankrupt

Op-Ed
Here’s an op-ed piece from the subject of the “VOIP=Morally Bankrupt” thread featured last week – by the subject of the piece, K4WRM. Go ahead Web, the repeater is yours:
OK, after careful consideration, I’ve decided that “morally bankrupt” was an unfortunate selection of words on my part. I take that term pretty lightly, and did not consider that some would take offense to it. I also recanted this statement at QRZ.com.

The fact is, I feel that we do need some term to refer to people who use VOIP to work DX repeaters as a substitute for not upgrading their license and using HF. Whatever the term is, it needs to shame these individuals into upgrading to an HF-privileged license, and it should make them feel inadequate for using VOIP as a substitute for HF. I’m not alone. Thousands of hams feel this way. Many won’t tell you they feel that way to your face. I suggest the term “RF challenged” be used as a descriptive term any time you refer to someone who uses VOIP as a substitute for a real RF contact. I’m not suggesting that shut-ins, people in HOA areas, and others who have no other option besides VOIP be referred to in this manner. I’m referring to the people who are lazy and/or stubborn and have the educational wherewithall to upgrade their license but don’t. I’m also referring to those who feel that government entitlement owes them HF privileges without having to work for them. This is not a no-code/pro-code argument. I don’t mind if the code requirement is lifted. You can’t place blame on someone who accepts privileges that were offered to them without being forced to learn code. But geez- if you have an HF-privileged license, have a rig parked on your desk, and have an antenna you can connect to it, why on earth would you, in good conscience, use VOIP? Is it so you can use a distant repeater to talk with someone who doesn’t have HF privileges? If so, you’re certainly not stimulating them to upgrade their license. By doing this you’ve become an “enabler” which gives them another reason not to upgrade their license! After all, if they can work you on VOIP, why bother to upgrade?

Everyone complains that we’re not using our frequencies. Everyone complains that BPL is going to ruin HF. If you’re using VOIP, you may as well admit to being pro-BPL. After all, couldn’t you just use BPL to complete your “radio” contact? I suppose you’d argue that since you used BPL, that it would count for an HF contact? Let’s just all unplug our antennas and tell the radio manufacturers to install an RJ-45 jack on the rear panel of all new transceivers. They can do away with that pesky notch filtering, DSP, etc. because all contacts will be interference-free. Without RF finals, radios will be much cheaper. Heck, you could probably get a router and plug a handset into it and call it your “new and improved ham radio”, right? And with each new ham on VOIP, that’s one less signal occupying bandwidth on HF. If we ALL convert to VOIP, we could hand over all our HF bandwidth to the BPL guys and everyone will be happy, Q S L?

So- you win. I promise not to call you “morally bankrupt” anymore. From this date forward, you’ll be known by me as “RF challenged”. Kind of like a person who is missing a limb is referred to as “physically challenged”. “Physically challenged” is a politically correct term, so you should have no problem with me calling you “RF challenged”. That is, unless you can come up with a more fitting descriptive term….?

I don’t consider myself to be a “ham radio snob”. People who know me personally will tell you I’m not one. I just think that people in this hobby should make some attempt to advance, not stagnate, and becoming a VOIP operator stifles some of the need to do this.

The “beginner” (technician) license was meant to be that- a license for a beginner. People get into the amateur radio hobby for many reasons, but the main reason (most) people become hams is the romance of working DX, and you can’t do that (well) unless you’re on HF. I’m fully aware of satellite DX and EME, and enjoy VHF DXing, but it’s physically impossible to work Japan direct from the east coast of the U.S. on 2M. But this is easily accomplished with VOIP, which removes a primary reason for upgrading one’s license. And once someone upgrades, you *KNOW* they’re going to put some type of HF station on the air! (If they can.) After all, why invest all the time and effort in a license upgrade and not use it?

So there you have it. You might think this is a story about sneetches (see Dr. Seuss). It’s not. I’d rather see someone upgrade and get on HF than stagnate by discovering VOIP. Are -YOU- “RF challenged”?

Thanks for the piece, KR4WM. Here at Hamsexy we invite all viewpoints, and unlike QRZ.COM other websites we aren’t afraid of publishing contrary viewpoints. If you are interested in having an op-ed piece posted to this site, feel free to e-mail us at op-ed@hamsexy.com. We welcome any and all viewpoints.

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Reminder: The HAMSEXY STORE!

Just a reminder for those who’ve always wanted a Hamsexy Coffee Mug or tee-shirt. The Hamsexy Store is your source for all sorts of crap with the word Hamsexy on it.

You can buy:


The Hamsexy Mousepad


The Hamsexy coffee mug


The famous Hamsexy Thong


The Hamsexy Ballcap


The Hamsexy “Support your local 11 meter operator” trucker cap


Our most popular item, the Oval Hamsexy Sticker

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Hampedia – Still alive, and still the best!

Hampedia is still the largest and most comprehensive Ham Radio wiki on the net, and we want to remind everyone that we’re still alive and working!

We are in dire need of new articles, so if you’d like to contribute to this ambitious project, please visit it at http://www.hampedia.com!!

Don’t know where to start? Click on the “fill in our blanks” menu item on the left menubar to see articles that need to be written. Or, if you’ve got an article in mind that you’d like to write, just enter the article title into the search window. If the article hasn’t been written, you’ll be asked if you want to create one.

It’s easy and fun – and it’s a great way to contribute to Ham radio’s largest and best online user-edited resource.

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Attack of the QRZ Supermods!!

See? What did I tell you? I knew this posting would kick up some dust at QRZ.com.

VE9MP posted our famous “Half-Shirt guy” photo on the thread, and posted a link to Hamsexy. Of course, one of the QRZ mods (This time Glen K9STH one of the more anal mods) used the totally lame excuse of “Copyright infringement” to delete the entire message. Here’s what he wrote:

A certain person just used the thread to make a minor attack on QRZ.com. The last post was on 14 January 2005 until the thread was brought back from the dead on 30 October.

I also wonder about the copyright on the photograph that was posted. Also, there is the “model release” that must be signed by the person in the photograph. Therefore, I am going to have to delete the photograph.”

Glen Glen Glen…. Come on, man! If you’re gonna edit messages, at least have the brass to admit why you’re doing it! I can’t even begin to describe how lame and obvious that is.

Just say “We don’t allow links to Hamsexy, so I’m deleting it”. Don’t start on some bullshit nonesense about model releases or copyright. It’s our photo, we own the rights to it, and we’ve got permission. Anyone can use it anyway they want.

And Glen – calling this post an “attack” on QRZ just reenforces what utter FEAR you guys have for Hamsexy. I should be shaking my head in utter disbelief, but in fact I’m flattered. I mean, you guys are QRZ… you guys are “it” when it comes to ham radio websites. You are Goliath and we are some dirt stuck on David’s sandal. We aren’t even in the same UNIVERSE when it comes to popularity, hits, etc. We don’t even have any ads on our site. The fact QRZ is afraid of us just goes to show how completely out of touch Glen and the rest of the QRZ mods are. QRZ fearing Hamsexy is like Microsoft fearing some guy coding 3rd party printer drivers in Sri Lanka.

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More from the York Hamfest

Hamsexy Canadian team lead VE3UDP filed this report from the trenches of the York Region Hamfest. VE3UDP was joined by VE3RWL, VE3VLT, VE3XLS, VA3MXY, VA3GP at the hamfest running their table.

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The ETS WhackerCruiser, in all it’s glory.

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So what’s the big deal about the Porcupine Van? Despite it’s mulitude of antennae, it’s only got ONE radio!!


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One can only imagine the smell.

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For some reason, a York Region ARES member was posing for photos with his children…. I guess to prove he’s one of the few people who attended the hamfest that knows what sex feels like.

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VE3XLS in a very Railsexy hat.

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