Hamsexy Net!!

Another Hamsexy Net for the History Books

With a total of 11 check-ins we got a few questions answered and just had a little bit of rag-chew. I will be back next week for Net Control again, so feel free to make requests for a theme.

We also had the debut of the Skyporn Warning Alert issued by Bob, K3BM

K2JSV (Net Control)
KC9HNS
WB4ZCP
K8TEK
K3BM
N4TZH
KE4NOY
VE6PWT
W9ZEB
KI4CTB
N4SJJ

See y’all next week!! Thanks for stoppin by…

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Three weeks without an update…..

Hey guys (i’d say gals.. but who are we kidding?) – After reading last night’s Hamsexy Net update, I realized that Hamsexy has been without a real update for three weeks…. THREE WEEKS!!

It really can’t be helped… these are the dog days of summer (for real), and the entire ham radio community is outside, away from their radios, stretching their legs, playing sports and spending lots of time outside browning their skin and getting in shape. With all of that activity going on, we just don’t have the time to bring you the weird, wild and wonderful side of Ham Radio that you are so accustomed to (occasionally) seeing on this site.

Seriously, though – we can’t update the site if we don’t get submissions! While Hamsexy staffers are always out searching for new items to post to the site (when we aren’t out running Triathalons), our number one source of material is you.

We rely on your submissions to keep this site running!! We never have, or never will ask you for money – just content!

We accept and gratefully enjoy the following submissions:

  • Hamfest reports
  • Hamfest photos
  • Strange/interesting/wacktastic photos and stories
  • Opinions/views/news on Ham Radio
  • Anything else our readers might find of interest

There are lots of hamfests during the summer – those are always Hamsexual gold. So, bring your camera along to your local hamfest and take some photos!

Send any and all submissions to submissions@hamsexy.com and we’ll try to get them on the site!

We are especially interested in editorials/opinions – we will print any an all viewpoints on this site (even if you hate us).

This site is made by hams, for hams – so let’s see what’s going on out there!!

I hope you’re all having a great summer – keep it hamsexy!!

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August 9th net

Hamsexy netWell, I was going to do the net tonight but my piece of excrement laptop and/or internet connection screwed up at the last moment, so Matt KE4NOY took over. You can all be thankful for that. Quoth he:

  1. WB4ZCP  –  Steve – Fleetwood NC
  2. KD8ATU  – Joe
  3. K4WTF – John
  4. K3BM – Bob
  5. KU4MY – Tom
  6. VA7BCR – Dan
  7. KG4BMK – Stephen
  8. VE6PWT –
  9. N4TZH – Don
  10. KB1EFZ
  11. VA3BU – Dave
  12. K1HPD – Al

So there you have it. Tune in again next week when we… um… do another net.

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Hamsexy net 2/8/6!

Hamsexy net!Despite some packet loss from my station at the beginning of the net, and the untimely termination of the Fredrickton IRLP node, we had a pretty good net, with 8 checkins from all across the great continent of North America.

  1. Joe KD8ATU(NC)
  2. Tim K8TEK
  3. John K4WTF
  4. Matt KE4NOY
  5. Dave NX6D
  6. Rob VE6PWT
  7. Nick VE9MP
  8. VE9FC
  9. Rusty WB4BSD

Unfortunately, as mentioned above, the node VE9MP and VE9FC were using was killed before they got to make their remarks. Oh well, maybe next week.

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Hamsexy Net tonight!

The Hamsexy Net was tonight!

The net went good, had 10 check-ins. Our theme tonight was Urban Legends and the United States Marine Corps.

VE3HBD (Net Control)
K8TEK
KE4NOY
K4WTF
KD8ATU
KC8RYW
VE6PWT
K3BM
KC0MYW

Thanks for tuning in!! See y’all next week!!

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Look up… look WAAY WAAY up!!

wayup.jpgBob KD1ZD sent us this message – there’s nothing that Hamsexy admires more than people who proud of their hamsexyness!

I felt like sending this to hamsexy, because I was told at a recent ham radio club meeting that my car was “hamsexy”. I have read this site before and thought it was very funny.I had to go to my lawyer’s office the other day, and he saw my car, and thought I should put a light strip on top of my car.

I knew having heard these two things, I should send my photo in.

I am involved in EMCOMM activities, but I don’t butt in when not needed. I simply participate in the training and excercises, and will wait until called to help out.

Maybe those who visit the site can post what they think about the car.

Bob KD1ZD

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QRZ_EDITOR a Fraud?

f14.jpgThe story behind the infamous QRZ_EDITOR (otherwise known as Michael Jacobus N4DIA ,also called “Secret Squirrel” and “Psycho”) seems to have taken a strange, new twist.

Those of you who read Hamsexy on a semi-regular basis know that we’ve been at odds with N4DIA (a.k.a. QRZ_EDITOR), who was the driving force behind QRZ’s authoritarian regime (especially against this site). People incorrectly assumed QRZ.com’s founder Fred AA7BQ was behind it, but it turns out it was actually Jacobus.

Communicating to the outside world using the anonymous alias QRZ_EDITOR, he layed a smackdown of unfair and irrational policy on QRZ.com members, as well as never-ending stream of vitriol against others via e-mail.

He refused to reveal his true identity to others, preferring to speak on behalf of QRZ.com as an anonymous phantom, responding to requests to reveal himself with sarcasm and strange stories regarding September 11th. He claimed to work for various branches of the military (specifically the US Navy) and claimed that his work at The Pentagon negated his need to remain anonymous (I guess Osama bin Laden reads QRZ.COM…?)

Well, if recent accounts of various people are correct, it would appear that the famous QRZ_EDITOR is a convicted fraud artist, a felon and a liar. AL2N on the Hamsexy Forums posted a news story from the Cleaveland Plain Dealer from 1994, showing that Jacobus was convicted of Grand Theft after stealing $50,000 from his ex-girlfriend. This is AFTER he was charged with impersonating a Naval Officer in 1993.

Over the past few days, it’s been obvious that something is up at QRZ, despite the lack of any official release or statement from Fred. N4DIA’s status has been reduced from Super Administrator to Subscriber, and QRZ management have been pretty mum on the situation.

Here is a small digest of what went down (courtesy of the Plain Dealer news archives and the Cleaveland Public Library):

December 1993: Michael Jacobus faces trial for impersonation of Naval Officer and theft of identification cards. He was accused of posing as a Naval F-14 pilot and graduate of the TOPGUN Navy Fighter Weapons School, including possessing a stolen phony uniform and credentials. He also lives in Pensacola, Florida – the birthplace of our Navy’s Aviation program. A few weeks later he admits to this, and gets six months in prison and a fine. The judge in this case is a former Naval Aviator.

March 1994: Jacobus is charged in a 1987 theft of $50,000 from a former girlfriend. They met in 1987 on an ‘on-line computer service’ (BBS maybe?), and they eventually met. After their visit, her house burned down and she got a $50,000 insurance settlement. Jacobus offered to invest it for her, and she agreed. After he fucked off with the money, she filed charges. Apparantly, the impersonation case put the spotlight on Jacobus, and he was quicky arrested for the theft.

He was found guilty of Grand Theft, and was sentenced to two years in prison.

There are a few coincidences that lead us to believe that N4DIA and the person in the articles are one of the same:

topgun.jpga) N4DIA‘s FCC records show his name as Michael J. Jacobus of Pensacola, Florida
b) N4DIA (as QRZ_EDITOR) claimed to be in the military, specifically in the navy.
c) N4DIA, despite his claim he is a Naval Officer, has shown himself to be unfamiliar with naval terms use by QRZ members who actually are in the Navy. Ronnie WA4MJF related a story where QRZ_EDITOR had never heard of the term “Chink” being used to refer to the US military acronym CHICOM (Chinese Communist Party). WA4MJF, who is a retired Army officer from a Naval family (oh the shame!) writes: “How many of all y’all that were in the service never heard a CHICOM called a Chink? When he told me he had to check with some contacts at the puzzle palace to see if that was true, I knew he was never a Naval Officer.” (The Puzzle Palace is the National Security Agency). N4DIA‘s status on QRZ was, over the past few days, reduced from “Super Administrator” to “Subscriber”.

QRZ_EDITOR likes to squeeze his alleged military service in at any chance. In a letter around the beginning of January of this year to KC2KIT, QRZ_EDITOR says “As a 30 year retired military officer I am amazed at your tirades given your professional background.”

We are not accusing anyone of anything, just pointing out the facts. If this is true, we would hope that N4DIA’s removal as Administrator would herald a new day for QRZ, one in which the forum’s members aren’t ruled by a convicted criminal and fraud artist – someone who doesn’t urinate on our country’s proud military heritige for his own selfish and psychotic needs. The ball is in Fred AA7BQ’s court – we would like him to do the right thing and let everyone know the truth behind N4DIA’s demotion. None of this is Fred’s fault – if the claims are true then he was duped along with the rest of us.

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More ARES madness…

Am I the only one who thinks the following email message that was forwarded to me is HILARIOUS?

“To All:

At the request of the American Red Cross in Greater New York, as of 3:30 this afternoon ARES was placed on stand-by. The Red Cross has informed me that, after meeting with NYC officials, there is a possibility of power outages occuring in sections of the City due to the extremely high demand for, and usage of, electricity. Should an outage occur, we will need operators to act as communications support for some of the borough Chapter offices to provide a link to the EOC at Red Cross HQ in Manhattan.

Please be advised that this is NOT – NOT – NOT an activation! This is only a heads-up to the membership that we may be needed should an emergency occur. Please have your equipment ready to go, and make certain that you either talk to your borough EC first, or obtain information from the Citywide net that will be held on the Citywide frequencies (CityWide 1, 2 or 3) BEFORE YOU DEPLOY! I repeat – PLEASE DO NOT EVER SELF-DEPLOY!.”

1. I can smell all the sweaty, musty reflective vests coming out of the closet already as hammies break out the ancient HTs and hardhats.

2. Isn’t it sad that the ARES coordinator (or section manager, or whatever he’s called) needs to state MULTIPLE times that this is not an activation and to NOT self-deploy? I guess that means they’ve had fully vested-out ARES members show up on the scene before, ordering emergency staff around?

ARES: “Hi. I’m from ARES. And I’m here to take over communications.”

Real Emergency Worker: “Sure thing. You go stand over there next to the guys from RISAR.


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