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And your 2005 Hooptiethon winner is….
THE PORCUPINE WHACKER!!
All of the votes were tallied, and the results were overwhelmingly for the PORCUPINE WHACKER, your choice for Hamsexiest Car of 2005!
A Caprice with a whacktastic lightbar, more antennae than most international airports, a sickening jumble of scanners and radios littering the inside, and a baffling placement of an orange strobe beacon….. as it was postulated before, to prevent any chance of seeing out the back window through the forest of antennae.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
First runner-up was the Hamsexy Handi-Bus with 25 votes, Sad Security with 20 and rounding out the field was the Terrible Antenna VW with 16.
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Brampton, Ontario Hamfest
Well, it’s that time of year again.. time for HAM-EX 2005, held in Brampton, Ontairo Canada (northwest of Toronto). As always, it’s a hamsexy affair, and this year was no different. I saddled up, charged the camera and headed on down to see what’s going on. I met up with some old friends there, VA3WXM was guarding the parking lot and earned himself a Hamsexy cap for his efforts. Inside the flea market I met up with friends of Hamsexy VE3ESC, VA3AGF and VE3ECM, the latter of which was manning a table selling some goodies.
In all, the flea market wasn’t bad. It had the usual junk and oddly wafting hamfest smell, but it had some interesting items of note. I was a little disapointed at the lack of hamsexynes, though.. there wasn’t a mobility cart or body-mounted mobile radio to be seen, and the famous van with the huge Yagi on the roof was minus huge Yagi. The Volkswagen with the terrible antenna install was there in full effect, as was a new Porcupine VW I’ve never seen before.
The Durham Region ARES ambulance made an appearance, looking as whackerish as ever, complete with red and white emergency lighting. As well, the outdoor pathways were marked with yellow police tape…. whoof… As well, I got my first glimpse at the Peel Radio Club ARES trailer…. a rather sad looking affair, looking more like a shabby camping trailer than a communications outpost….. but at least it doesn’t reek of “whacker” like the Durham ambulance does.
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Hazmat whacker…?
We got this e-mail from friend of Hamsexy Jaymz:
I practically crashed my car when I saw this vehicle on my way to work this afternoon. I don’t know who owns this vehicle, but I can say they are not a member of the county’s haz-mat team and this vehicle is NOT even a county vehicle. It has a standard passenger registration on it that comes back to some general shmoe in the world. (Yes I checked, I can’t legally give the details. But I did check). My curiousity revolves around, who is this person really… what are they carrying.. and what in God’s name do they think they are going to do if there is a real Haz-Mat incident. As a Tech Level Haz Mat responder with the county team.. this yahoo will more than likely be a casualty than a rescuer.
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Hamsexy Hooptiethon Finalists announced!!
Alright, I’ve counted the votes and tabulated the results – as a result we’ve got four finalists in the Hamsexy Hooptiethon! They are:
- The Hamsexy Bus
- Sad Security
- Porcupine Whacker
- Terrible Antenna VW Golf
Here’s how you vote. Visit the Hamsexy Image Gallery and RATE your favourite image a 5 (the drop-down thingie under the image’s information window). You can only vote for an image once. Vote for the HAMSEXIEST vehicle! You don’t need to be registered or anything to vote, voting is open for anyone. The polls will be open for one week – on Saturday , April 9th I will announce the winner of the 2005 HAMSEXY HOOPTIETHON and present your king for all of you to worship. So vote today!! Do it!
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Duluth-Sexy
We got this letter from our friend Dan:
A little commentary on this one. All of the Duluth area hamsexy fans have been waiting for this one. This guy’s name is Dave and he has been thorn in the side of the ham community ever since he got his no-code tech license about 15 years ago. He has plagued area police and sheriff departments with his never ending interference of police service with his flashing lights and homemade police uniforms. You can see his vehicle is just dripping with ham sexiness. I wish I could have walked up to it and taken a picture of the rats nest of microphone cords by the drivers console. But this fellow is a loose cannon so I thought it best to keep a distance from his home. Since he thinks he is a cop I am sure he would think he has the authority to shoot me. Hope you can use the picture!
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Another Porcupine sighting!!!
We just got this in our inbox… it seems another Hamsexy field phootgrapher got a shot of the new red porcupine at the Claremore, OK Hamfest… Nice!! Can’t get over that spotlight, man…
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Another Porcupine….
Another day, another porcupine sighting at a hamfest. This portcupine comes from a Hamfest in Oklahoma by an anonymous submitter. This entry has the added bonus of being dangerously messy inside, which adds to it’s Hamsexyness. one really wonders how this monstrosoty is wired, and if an Escort’s stock alternator could possibly handle that many radios. Probably not, but who knows- maybe all of these antennas are for show..? This car is from Missouri (the Show Me state), so I would like the owner to Show Me what he needs that much antennae for.
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