Milton, Ontario (up there in Canada) had it’s annual hamfest recently. As usual, we had several people on the ground, reporting on all of the hamsexyness going on. Chuck Bravo sent us these photos of the event – enjoy.
A Van with a very rusty luggage rack and red lights…. don’t know if they flash, or just extentions of his brake lights.
These guys were the hit of the show. Not only did I get several e-mail regarding these nerds, they were also on the lips of everyone at the fest. A few of our contacts at the fest overheard people remarking “hey, did you check out the whackers?”. When you are ridiculed at a HAMFEST, you know you’ve probably got a problem. First of all, they’re all wearing identical cargo pants, like they were all cast members in some sort of gay militia film. One of them is wearing a very unconvincing “Toronto Fire” shirt, and yet another is wearing a white uniform shirt, very tight cargos and an Astro Saber II on his ass. A bunch of strutting, overweight, early-20 ham radio nerds were OBVIOUSLY not fooling anyone into thinking that they were actually firefighters, so one has to question: WHY?
A perrenial favourite at Canadian hamfests, strikingly without it’s enormously obscene yagi on the roof.
The Hamdicapped Bus! Another favourite, and usual lurker of Canadian hamfests. We gotta get a shot of the guy who owns this. I’m envisioning overalls, and nothing else….
If any more photos of the Milton Hamfest exist, please send them to submissions@hamsexy.com. Until next time, leave the white blouse and cargopants at home.