Antennae – Freudian style

Consider the antenna. Ham radio’s own phallic metaphor. A thick, strong, rigid boner towering 50 feet over your neighbours – what better way to let your neighbours know of your vitality than sporting a huge antenna. They don’t call it ‘erecting an antenna’ for nothing, you know. Be proud, stand in your yard with your hands on your hips, a triumphant look on your face as your huge, steely member casts a shadow on those who live next to you. Add an automatic telescoping boom to your unit, and Freud smiles down upon thee. Your penis might be a meager todger, but your antenna brings your neighbourhood to it’s knees. Relish in it’s glory!

And, if you want to show off your, err, erection to more than just your neighbours, strap your unit onto your car and give off a road show! Brand new Hamsexy Forums member swest certainly made a good impression by using his virgin post to show us these beauties. I just had to show them (and my penis talk veiled in allegory and illustrated by metaphor) to those who browse the front page. Thanks swest, and welcome to theĀ  Forums!!!

As always, clickey=biggie

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Holy shit…. those are some nasty big flyswatters….

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The geekiest way to introduce rain to the interior of your vehicle…

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Nothing puts the cherry on a multi-thousand dollar install job than writing your callsign with a $1.99 roll of painter’s masking tape.

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The guy with the sweatshirt tucked into his jogging pants is their leader.

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“Where does the wife sit? Why,sir, do you assume that I’m married?”

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King of All Weather-Whackers

Keith KC8TCQ posted a great message in the Hamsexy Forums about a weather whacker he met one night. As promised, here are the photos he snapped of this travesty on four bald tires. Enjoy!

I had made a post about this guy on the forums, this guy is a total whack job

Let me start by giving a little background information, I am a SKYWARN trained spotter, here we work closely with the county EMA, with a full amateur radio suite in the EOC, with Stormlabs software, and the Mobile Threat Net system, where you can get raw radar from NWS right to your computer via XM sat so no internet connection needed.Anyway one night after shutting down the SKYWARN net and the weather had cleared, I went out for a coffee at the truck stop here in town.

I was sitting here looking at the radar on my laptop and this whackjob in a bright yellow turban (no he is not arabic or east indian) comes up and introduces himself as a storm chaser.

He proceeds to tell me the “science” of storm chasing, he said his turban is the latest in storm chaser protection, saying that if you are too close to the tornado that the suction would pull the turban off your head and spin you like a top and spin you out of the path. And here I thought it was so he could clean the crap out of his pants after it was over.

Then he drags me out to his car so I could see all of his “highly specialized storm chasing equipment”. this whackjob has a flipping direct tv dish mounted to the roof of his reliant station wagon, says it is for his “doppler radar”. He has 8 antenas on this car not counting the direct tv dish. He says two of the antennas are for lightning protection so his “specialized equipment” won’t be damaged.

So do you want to know what his “specialized equipment” consists of? An 8 inch b/w tv, a scanner, and an old analog cell phone that is only capable of calling 911. (oh and after my original post on the forums, I see from the picture he has 2 CB radios).

I was told by a friend that this whackjob lives in Defiance Ohio, and before he got hiscar, he had a tricked out storm chasing bicycle, complete with all the antennas and the sat dish mounted to a rack over the rear tire. Too bad I couldn’t have gotten a picture of THAT setup. With the slight possibility of some storms this afternoon I have a feeling I’ll run into him this evening. I have talked to a lot of whackjobs in my career in emergency services/emergency management, but this guy out shines them all.

As always, click on the image to see them in their full-size glory.weather1.jpg
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Thanks!

I’d like to say thank you to the following folks who made it possible to send John K4WTF and his Wife 2 beautiful sets of flowers, balloon’s, and a teddy bear:

W1NAU, Richard (KC2OSF/VE3ECM), TVSJR, Alex, K3BM/WA3RDM, DVPMAN (Batboard), K4RUR, KG4BMK, N3JFW.

Thanks guys! John sent me a message earlier saying the wife got them, and is quite excited. It’s good to see that we can all stick together as a community and support eachother in times of need. Continue to keep John and Radiowife in your prayers, she’s been struggling with this for a long time, and it will continue to be a long battle. Thanks again for helping to make this possible.

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Hamsexy Net Tonight

The Hamsexy Net is tonight…. never duplicated, and never imitated!!
The net will begin at 9pm Eastern time, 6pm Pacific on IRLP Reflector 9008 and Echolink conference *VAN-IRLP*.

Net control will be VE3HBD, my first Net Control since returning home.

The theme for the net will be announced at net time.

For those who are lacking access to Echolink or IRLP, the net will be broadcasted on the Warp Radio Network – listen to the stream and participate in the live chat. As well, stick around for the great tunes after the net.

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K4WTF – Needs your Prayers and your Support

John, K4WTFI am asking that if you would like, I’m collecting some cash to buy a really nice boquet of flowers to send to Johns wife. I spoke with John this afternoon for a few, and he said she would really get a kick out of getting a bunch of flowers from a group of geeks on the internet like ourselves :). John will not know more until the doctor gives him more information on her condition. I’m taking up a collection at [email protected] (paypal). It would be great if those who know him, and those that don’t help to contribute and show your support for one of our own.

EDIT/UPDATE (as of 1715 CST): (John asked I cross post this):OK. Here’s what is going on right now:We took RadioWife into the hospital on Friday evening – I think it was Friday – the days are running together. Anyway, we went into the hospital because the pain was so bad and unmanagable at home.

On Sunday, for some reason, the Doctors decided to give her Marinol (synthetic THC/Medical Marijuana). I’m still not clear on WHY they decided to do this because the approved indications for Marinol (and all other synthetic and non-synthetic THC products) do *not* include pain management. It’s approved for increasing appetite (duh.. The munchies) and anti-nausia but, there are NO approvals for use as a pain management medication.

Anyway, Sunday morning about 11:30am, RadioWife called me on the phone. She could not speak in sentences that humans understand and it is doubtful that most aliens could understand her. I rushed to the hospital to find out what was going on. She appeared as if she was having a stroke and seizures at the same time. Her face was drawn like you see when someone has a stroke, her whole body was twitching to the point that her legs were coming out of the bed almost a foot and she could not speak. They called the neurology attending who did a head CT scan and several other tests. She had no feeling or control in her legs/feet, she could not control her right arm at all, no feeling in her face or forehead, etc. This was at about 1pm. At about 4pm, her pulse raced to 172bpm and her O2 saturation dove below 80%. They brought the crash cart in and there had to be 20 nurses and doctors there. Then, suddenly she let out a sigh and her whole body went limp – no more tremmors but no breathing either. The attending doctor did a sternum rub which after the second or third try resulted in her gasping for air and starting to breath again. Through about 9pm last night, she was on 2ltrs o2, non-rebreath to maintain her o2 saturation. The symtoms subsided to just little twitches about 10pm and that’s where we are today.

Now, if that wasn’t bad enough – you’ll remember that we went into the hospital because the pain was not manageable. Well, when she had the reaction to the drug that I have no idea why they gave her, they took her off of all narcotic pain killers so the pain is worse than when she went in to begin with which she says is worse then childbirth but not as bad as when she had the kidney stone.

Her primary doctor/surgen had not been in yet today when I left at about 4pm so, I’m not sure what the deal is yet. I did have the stat nurse make a note in the chart that they’re NOT TO DO ANYTHING without asking ME first as far as changing, adding or removing meds, etc – otherwise I would put my size 13 up someones butt and rotate it.

She didn’t have a gastric bypass though. She still has all of her stomach and intestines. They just don’t work. She has Gastric Paresis which in simple terms means that her stomach is paralyzed. To try to jump-start it, they implanted a gastric pacemaker. It works just like a cardiac pacemaker only for the stomach. She also has two tubes in her abdomen. One goes to her stomach to drain it so she isn’t so nausiated and the other goes to her intestines so we can feed a special formula called osmolite (sp) which is basicly semi-digested Ensure.

I know – it’s all very confusing and nobody seems to know why it happened or how to fix it.

We truly appreciate all of your prayers and well wishes.

Semper Fi,

John

For those not familiar, the batlounge was spun off (much like Hamsexy in some senses) from people on the Batboard who wanted a place to BS after we decided to close down the lounge (Hamsexy was born out of the origional lounge before it was shut down). John, K4WTF, runs the forums at www.batlounge.us.

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Buttsexy!

As seen this weekend at a hamfest:
If this isn’t classic hamsexy, I don’t know what is!

Just look at that glare.

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More more more more Dayton Photos

Yes, we’ve got more Dayton photos for you!

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Mr. Antenna Head (and his bucket of parts)

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Another shot of the mother of HTs

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A gaggle of hams – complete with metal antenna head man

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Storm chaser/ARES Whacker/Whatever, with bad
orange minibar

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Looks like this ‘storm spotter’ has seen some action,
or he has no idea how to back his car into parking spots.
He also seems shop for lightbars as the same guy above.

That’s all of the Dayton photos that have been sent to us. We welcome any and all submissions – submissions@hamsexy.com is the address. Thanks!!

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Thanks a bunch Joe!

Super Net, brother and here’s Joe’s Net Report

Blackjack!

VE6GCS George Strathmore, AB
NH7QH Chris Aiea, HI
VE6PWT Bob Calgary, AB
KG4BMK Stephen Iva, SC
KB0KBJ Greer, SC
KB8QKV Eddie Greenville, SC
K3BM Bob Laporte, PA
KU4MY Tom Anderson, SC
VE3HBD Bryan Toronto, ON
WB4ZCP Steve Fleetwood, NC
K1HPD Al Hooksett, NH
KB3AWQ Williamsport, PA
W4GFA George Walhalla, SC
KU4OL Randal Mountain Rest, SC
KE4NOY Matt Murfreesboro, TN
KC2CBA Tom Queens, NY
VE3NSV Terry Kitchner, ON
KC2OSF Richard Queens, NY
KC2ILK David Hoboken, NJ
KG4WUI Richard Anderson, SC
KI4MIM Tommy Danielsville, GA

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